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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Its that time of the year again.

Time to play a game.

Dont click on the link bellow, contained adult material.
I promised you not to worry, no ghost screaming or anything like that.

18sx part comes in, only view if above 18 years old!!! Budak2 Ribena.

BEST PORN EVER!!!!

Trust me there is always a reason(something worth watching) if i post somethng like this!!!!

Very funny gay news!!!! Anwar VS Saiful





Pendedahan saksi pertama kes liwat Penasihat PKR
KUALA LUMPUR: Perbicaraan hari pertama kes liwat Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim di Mahkamah Tinggi di sini, semalam, diberitahu Penasihat Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) itu marah apabila bekas pembantu khasnya, Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, menolak untuk mengadakan hubungan seks dengannya.



Reaksi Anwar itu didedahkan oleh Mohd Saiful dalam keterangannya hampir sejam sebelum prosiding ditangguhkan, kira-kira jam 5 petang selepas peguam tertuduh, Karpal Singh memohon mahkamah meneruskan perbicaraan secara tertutup.



Terdahulu, Mohd Saiful yang disoal Peguam Cara Negara Datuk Mohd Yusof Zainal Abiden, berkata kejadian itu berlaku pada 26 Jun 2008 di Unit 11-5-2, Desa Damansara Kondominium, Bukit Damansara di sini, selepas beliau diarahkan ke kondominium itu untuk berbincang mengenai jadual kerja Anwar dan menghantar beg hitam berisi dokumen.

Mohd Yusof: Apa buat dengan dokumen bila masuk? Mohd Saiful: Selepas menyerahkan beg hitam berisi dokumen, kami berbincang jadual kerja dan tidak lama selepas itu beliau tanya satu soalan.



Mohd Yusof: Apa soalan? Mohd Saiful: Dalam Bahasa Inggeris, Can I **** you today?

What could "****" mean?? Free?? Fren??? Find???? Fish maybe? It couldnt mean FUCK could it!!!



Mohd Yusof : Apa reaksi kamu? Mohd Saiful :Saya merasa marah dan takut. Saya menolak pelawaan itu dan tidak mahu melakukannya. Beliau dengan nada marah berkata "What"?



Mohd Yusof :Selepas itu apa yang berlaku? Mohd Saiful :Saya ulang perkataan yang sama, saya tidak sanggup melakukannya. Dia agak marah pada ketika itu dan saya takut. Kemudian dia arahkan saya ke bilik tidur utama. Saya ikut arahan dan pergi dulu.



Mohd Yusof :Dalam bilik itu apa yang berlaku? Mohd Saiful :Anwar pergi ke hujung bilik untuk menutup langsir dan lampu, selepas itu dia arahkan saya membersihkan diri di dalam bilik air. Saya masuk ke bilik air dan membilas badan tetapi tidak mandi. Ketika itu saya membuka pakaian dan mengambil tuala, apabila keluar dari bilik air saya membawa kemeja dan gantung di tempat menggantung baju.



Mohd Yusof :Ketika kamu keluar dari bilik air, di mana Anwar berada? Mohd Saiful :Dia berdiri di hujung penjuru katil dengan memakai tuala putih. Dia mengarahkan saya pergi kepadanya. Apabila saya pergi kepadanya, dia memeluk saya sambil berdiri.



Pada peringkat itu, Karpal memohon supaya perbicaraan dijalankan secara tertutup dan dibenarkan oleh Hakim Datuk Mohamad Zabidin Mohd Diah.

Mohd Yusof pula menjelaskan pihak pendakwaan pihaknya tiada masalah jika perbicaraan itu dijalankan secara terbuka, tetapi menyerahkan kepada budi bicara mahkamah jika ia boleh memberikan keadilan.



Pada permulaan prosiding, Mohd Saiful menjelaskan beliau hanya bekerja sebagai pembantu khas Anwar selama empat bulan dari awal Mac hingga 28 Jun 2008 kerana tidak rela dan tidak sanggup diliwat. "Bagaimanapun dalam e-mel kepada Anwar, saya berikan alasan bahawa saya tidak berdisiplin, sering datang lewat ke pejabat dan dimarahi oleh beliau. "Saya juga katakan bahawa saya tertekan kerana diberikan bilik, sedangkan saya kurang kelayakan berbanding pekerja lain dan saya nyatakan selagi saya menjadi pembantunya perkara itu akan menjadi isu," katanya.

Monday, January 25, 2010

How Christians will retaliate

A post i want to share, from malaysiakini
by: Edwin John


Yes, the Christians are retaliating.
The Sunday after the attacks, they gathered in churches all across the country, as they do every week.

Not to plot but to pray. Not to make fire-bombs but to offer forgiveness.

If you had thought that Christians were going to take to the streets shouting slogans and bearing banners, you would have thought wrong. If the perpetrators had hoped for bloodshed, they would have been sadly disappointed.

If you could take a peek into any church, you will find that those gathered in there are not scheming to drag a bloody pig head towards the nearest mosque.

Neither are they conspiring to find ways to confuse followers of other religions, even if those people have a weak faith so as to be so easily led away.

In fact, I know of one church pastor who told his congregation that Sunday morning, that he wanted to stand alongside a Muslim community to help erect a mosque.

Instead of fighting fire with fire, they fight back by freely forgiving. Instead of seeking revenge, they respond in love by praying for their attackers.

What kind of people are these anyway?

Friday, January 22, 2010

Rantings

I just woke up from my afternoon nap and this is how i feel, bear with me , its not always i feel stoned and wants to write something (without any jokes).

Its Friday and the only thing i miss is when in from 6 where some frens will gather after Wan Sim's tuition and go pasar malam malim. MMU students are too rich for pasar malam it seems. Somehow it feels so empty as though theres nothing going on, nothing to look up too, and nothing to aspect. That mellow feeling shud be how girls feel once every month. It could simply be that i just came out of my short 3 weeks holiday and i didnt get enough rest, and now my brain is just too tired of the cramming first week of class.

In MMU it seems like the first week is the most important/ stressful week and if u skip it surely shit like no groups will occur. And theres the typical Chinese nerds who put so much important to CGPA that they would backstab their so call frens. Its fun to watch, thats what we did actually, look at them like its a drama in class. Thank god my group of friends stayed together and shit like this don't happen much.

At this point i feel much better so here is a joke by Pat and Chi Heng...or is it Rach or Daryl??.....or from Kelvin is it??
How to wake Lady Gaga???






ans: Poke her Face

This is a Canosa Convent girl, Anak Melaka woi!!! She made a CD and very soon will become a famous artist.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Whats so special today??

Whose that pokemon


Aggymon

Paparazy

Tak tahan kena ejek she take my pict pulak

Shud be the only shot that reach acceptable standard


Hwi Ying.... your pictures nextttttt


**Click to enlarge**


Like something wrong or i got too famous.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Hack a condom!!!

Here's 5 cool things you can do with an ordinary condom, including the Condom Shotgun!
6th use: Put in your penis, fuck a girl, and don't have kids!! Yeahhhhh

Monday, January 4, 2010

AVATARIZE YOURSELF

From muka tenuk become muka beruk.... Agnes hair also lose!!! Im LOVING IT!!!!