Sunday, August 30, 2009

Life after The Story Teller- My Milk Tooth Ickle and Lardee

After the death of Yasmin Ahmad, of course there is no continuation of her blog The Story Teller Part 2, a blog full with ideas, names and knowledge. Since its impossible to find another blogger or a blog post like hers....so i was considered lucky to come across with these fellows

Ickle and Lardee






Totally diff from The Story Teller but still funny. My Milk Tooth by Inhae

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Racist Joke

Kutuk Indian

Kutuk Malays

Kutuk Chinese(Mr.Robert, our chemist teacher talk like that)

We should all learn to laugh at our self once in awhile. There is more where this come from www.comedycourt.com

My uncle actually know these 2 guys, Allan and Indi.
Instead of its Racist / hilarious content....look at how the same guy can act 3 diff role so convincingly, Indian lawyer with poor BM fluency, Jallaludin Hassan, and a Chinese Guy.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Lim Kok Weng MAYA!!!


Maya-(for naruto fans) its like Genjutsu, for those who dont read naruto then it means illusion, characters that we bring to life, in Buddhist maya is life, we live in maya and need clarity to reach true realization(Nirvana).


Last Saturday, I went to Lim Kok Weng University in Cyber for MAYA-dancing to reality, i never know how big of a deal it is when Selvan told me that he is participating in the Dance competition, but when i reach there.....i straight away know how big of a deal it was....

A lot of respect to Lim Kok Weng student for having an event that big,and they were so professional, now i know where all the hot Indian chicks are...


Its a Rojak of an event where there is the Dance inter university competition, Performance by various artist, Tribute to MJackson(the 3rd tribute for me) and AUTO show. And Selvan is wakil MMU melaka...bangga sial

Opening performance, its a fusion of both Indian and international(Hot Arabian chick, cant take her pict cos mom sit next to me, if not mmg take video all)

Lucky for me to get hold of this, the hot Arabian girl....i was shock how Little she wore on a official event..LKW so sporting, sayang that guy

The only performers that i know K-TOWN CLAN !!!, siap get to take pict with Roshan

We were seated the 2nd row, so clear, can even see the VIPs, the 3 judges are Linda Jasmin (AF), Venkad Syangker (Indian famous director and funnyman) , Shiela Nair (Samy Vellu daughter in law)

On the list Selvans performance should be the 3rd performance and have many Stars performance in between, but on that day his was push forward to the 2nd performance..


He did a somersault

Meet up with Kelv there, we go jalan around LKW





From the 4th floor, the crowds were dancing like in club or something





They won 1st runner up!!!




His GF


The auto show










LKW took the body of a VIOS, and made this award winning art.





I support 15 Malaysia !!!

Last of the Late Yasmin Ahmad apearance on film, and she did great...so touching...congrats Linus Chung

My 2cents
The bullies (bigger power) couldnt careless bout the small people (minority), they just want a bigger house (richness) and wouldnt stop until their goals are met, including distroying others nest. However, sometimes, when we are lucky enough a person with higher power who reeally care will reach us by coming down to our level, and just listen to our problems and see them when they are at the bottom with us.



15Malaysia is 15 short films about Malaysia featuring some of the best known faces in the country including musicians, actors and politicians. The project is produced by Pete Teo and sponsored by P1. Watch more at http://www.15malaysia.com

Friday, August 21, 2009

Facts in Secondary Science text book proven wrong

If I'm not mistaken, during form 2 i was told that the difference between animal and human is that we have feelings, that we, unlike animals, feel HAPPY, SHOCK, GRATEFUL, DESPAIR, ANGRY, SAD and even LOVE.

These prove to be untrue with facts like Apes actually laugh within their group just like humans, cats are stressful when abandon, and GERMAN SHEPHERD actually can merajuk....this is shocking even for me.

Look at how obedient she is when she not moody

And now after kena rotan, (cos donno why she suddenly go berak at the hall carpet....This is damn rare, she hardly ever do
that before) she don wanna listen dy, really like small girl merajuk

Animals have feelings, i cant imagine how ppl got the guts to do this, animal cruelty

Plain idiotic

Looks cute without the blood

Unholy


This cat kesian, they burn it alive, and take video, worst is they justify their action by saying it will die anyway, giler retarded.



Saturday, August 15, 2009

Fail....damn fail

In life i always think about stuff

Who create us, if it is God then who create God?

Why L eat so much choclete but takde pimple?

Who decide the midle finger is rude?

And after watching this,
Which idiot go make such fucktup fighting scene

Seriously WTF

Friday, August 14, 2009

MMU students latest trend

After the long break(1 weak only break..WTF) came back to MMU, and now everyone have a new fashion trend they wont leave home without....

**MASK**

If ugly people wear mask nobody say anything...but if leng lui wear...DAMNNN...make me so HIGH...






This weak better wear mask.


I discover the 6 hidden"GOODNESS" of wearing this mask

6. Can hide from people

5. When talking to people can hide our dulan face

4. During Lecture, Profs wont know who talk

3. Looks damn cool like ninja



2. Eat in Library security also wont know **TESTED


AND THE NO 1 ADVANTAGE IS......



Can tutup my pimples, or my horny face when look at girls

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Weekend at A'Famosa gone wild (Picts and Vids)

Ok, so my cuti finally started on friday August 8th 2009....last 3days of cuti...so really savour it.
Family gathering at A Famosa resort really damn happy, but something in the opposite condo cought my eye.....so i call the next most hamsap cousin i noe, and this is wat happen.....


I saw 2 person bathing, it was clear what they were doing...it made my day
They did BJ, Missionary,allot of kissing. I dont think got any doggie cos they were in the bathing tub... hehehehe.....Who dont understand then memang sah noob.


A plasma TV on the freaking wall




I wanna take the bath tub with me


While writing this...dah 2 days tak tidur.....later continue sumore, till sunday...thats why i hope next week MMU continue cuti.

The weirdest thing is happening, 1 day banjir, 1 day jerebu, den jerebu clear within 24 hours, the next day jerebu balik....... 2012 is NOT A MYTH PPL...almost confirm our ecosystem getting worst. If not of global warming, sure die of pandemic(H1N1...TESCO pun tutup), Meteor, World War 3, or the last 1 and its my favourite ALIEN INVASION